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Arrr, Ridley Scott be sayin' he thought the Alien beast be as tired as a landlubber after Resurrection!

2024-09-11

Avast, me hearties! Ridley Scott, the old sea dog, be confessin’ he misjudged the ship! Thought the franchise had sunk to Davy Jones’ locker, but lo and behold, it still be sailin' strong! Hoist the sails, we ain't done plunderin’ yet! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale to spin ’bout a scallywag named Ridley Scott, the captain o’ cinematic ships, who be confessin’ he thought the treasure chest of his franchise had run dry! Aye, ye heard me right! This renowned buccaneer o’ the silver screen, known fer his grand tales, once believed his beloved ship, “Alien,” was takin’ on water and sinkin’ into Davy Jones’ locker!

With the winds of doubt blowin’ through his sails, ol' Ridley thought the franchise had reached its final port. But lo and behold, he be findin’ new wind in his sails! With a hearty laugh, he admits, “I was wrong, matey!” The good captain has since realized that the franchise be like a cursed treasure map; it just keeps leadin’ to more gold! Aye, he’s now convinced there be plenty of life left in that ol’ beast, ready to scare the boots off landlubbers yet again!

So here’s a toast to Ridley Scott, who be chasin’ after them cinematic dreams once more! May his galley be filled with imagination, and may the winds of creativity fill his sails as he sets out to plunder the depths of the universe once again! Arrr!

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