Arrr! Two years hence, scallywags be flauntin' their "I vanquished Radahn pre-nerf" badges, as FromSoftware whacks the new foe!
2024-09-11
Arrr, me hearties! Consort Radahn be less of a scallywag now, not the fearsome beast he once was! Aye, he’s more like a jolly sea dog, swappin' his cannon for a cup o' grog. The tides o' fate be kinder, I say!
Avast, ye scallywags! Gather ‘round and lend an ear to the tale of Promised Consort Radahn, once a fearsome beast o' the briny deep, but now a jolly ol' sea dog who's lost his bite! Aye, in days of yore, he ruled the waves with a fist of iron, sending shivers down the spines o' all who dared cross his path. But lo and behold, the winds o' change have blown through his beard, and he be more a jester than a tyrant these days!Yarr, ‘tis true! He’s traded in his cutlass for a tankard of grog, much to the delight of all the landlubbers! No longer does he terrorize the high seas, but instead he be holdin' grand feasts and tellin' tall tales o' his glory days. 'Tis said he can still swing a sword, mind ye, but only when provoked by a particularly bad fish stew or an improper toast!