Arrr, the crafty captain of Helldivers 2 be sayin’, “Balance be damned! This bug be too funny to fix, matey!”
2024-09-11
Arrr, matey! Behold! A peculiar critter that slays not with sword or cannon, but with a bite most foul! This be no ordinary pest; it be a murderous bug, ready to make ye dance with death! Aye, keep yer rum close, lest ye become its next meal! Har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a pesky little critter that’s causin’ quite the ruckus on the high seas—‘tis not the dreaded scurvy nor the clap, but a bug so vile it be makin’ even the bravest of sailors quiver in their boots!This be no ordinary bug, I tell ye! Nay, it be a murderous fiend, sneakin’ about like a landlubber in the night, ready to strike when ye least expect it. With a sting sharper than a cutlass and a bite that’d put Blackbeard to shame, this bug be givin’ us a run for our doubloons! Aye, it goes by many names, but I prefer callin’ it the “Sorrowful Stinger.”
Now, ye see, the Sorrowful Stinger be causin’ chaos among the crew, leavin’ ‘em scratchin’ and swattin’ like a bunch of crazed sea gulls! It don’t just bring the itch; it brings a touch of mayhem, makin’ even the saltiest sea dog weep like a landlocked lass. Some say it be cursed by Davy Jones himself, while others reckon it’s just payback for all them fishin’ tales we be tellin’!
So beware, me trusty mates! Keep yer wits about ye and don’t let this murderous bug catch ye off guard! Or ye might find yerself singin’ a tune of sorrow instead of the jolly sea shanties we love!