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Arrr, on this fateful day, the Afghan captain be shoutin'—“Tis still a pirate's cove for scallywag terrorists!”

2024-09-11

Arrr, mateys! Ahmad Massoud, the captain of the Afghan Resistance, be shoutin’ to the U.S. landlubbers: “Don’t be settlin’ into yer hammocks! The specter of terrorism still lurks like a scallywag in the shadows, even after 23 years since that fateful day!” Avast, keep yer wits about ye!

Arrr, mateys! Three long years since the U.S. took a swift leave from the shores of Afghanistan, and lo and behold, the land be a messier hull than a ship after a storm! Terrorism be more rampant than ever, with brave captain Ahmad Massoud of the National Resistance Front proclaimin’ that the treacherous seas be risin’ once more.

"Aye, the threat be greater now than it was on that fateful day o’ 9/11!" he bellows, warnin’ that the dastardly crew of al Qaeda be stronger than a kraken in these waters. After the U.S. abandoned ship, they left the Afghan folk in a perilous pickle, with the Taliban once again at the helm, treatin’ women as mere property, to boot!

With a heart full of valor, Massoud refuses to let his kinfolk sink beneath the waves of tyranny. He’s fightin’ not just for his father’s legacy, but out of a fierce love for his people. "Support us, even a wee bit!" he cries, hopin’ for a glimmer of hope to spark the fires of freedom once more!

So, as the seas churn and the winds howl, let us not forget the plight of Afghanistan, lest we be caught unawares by the storm brewin’ on the horizon! Arrr!

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