Arrr, Biden be spittin' fire 'bout an American matey met his fate in the West Bank! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
2024-09-11
Arrr, in his first grand blabberin' 'bout the demise of fair Aysenur Eygi, the captain of the land o’ stars be demandin' that Israel be held to the fire! Avast, me hearties, let’s hope they be payin’ heed or face the tempest!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve got a tale o' woe from the high seas of politics! It be about a lass by the name o' Aysenur Eygi, whose journey on this mortal coil met an untimely end. Now, our captain of the ship known as the U.S. of A, in his first grand proclamation about this tragedy, be callin' for the scallywags from Israel to face the music!