Arrr, Jordan be blubberin’ on stage, sayin’, “Me medal’s gone, ‘tis me skin color’s fault, matey!”
2024-09-11
Arrr, matey! Jordan Chiles, the daring gymnast lass, finally sat her bum down fer a chinwag since her shiny bronze treasure from the Paris Games be snatched away and handed to the cunning Ana Barbosu! Aye, the seas be rough for our brave acrobat!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer the tale of Jordan Chiles, a fine gymnast of the American seas, whose precious bronze medal be snatched away by the cruel hand of fate! Aye, this lass, known as "Chick," shed tears o’ despair when her hard-fought glory from the Paris Games turned into a murky scandal fit for a pirate’s gossip!