Arrr, the true treasure from the Trump-Harris tussle be those ABC scallywag fact-checkers, savvy?
2024-09-11
Arrr, moderatin' a presidential squabble be a right thankless task, matey! In this stormy seas of politics, it be a slippery plank where none be pleased! But hats off to ABC's David Muir and Linsey Davis, who danced the line like true swashbucklers in Tuesday’s ruckus ‘twixt Kamala and Trump! Aye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the treacherous seas of moderatin' presidential debates, a perilous venture akin to sailin' through a storm with naught but a leaky vessel! Aye, in these turbulent political waters, ‘tis a thankless task, fraught with the danger of rufflin' feathers and settin' off a mutiny amongst the crew of voters!But lo! There be brave souls among us! Give a hearty cheer for David Muir and Linsey Davis of ABC News, who dared to dance upon that fine line like a nimble sea shanty! Aye, during the raucous debate betwixt Kamala Harris and the infamous Donald Trump, these two navigators of discourse managed to steer clear of the treacherous rocks of bias. Twas no easy feat, I tell ye!
Particularly notable was their ability to juggle the fiery tempers of landlubbers and sea dogs alike, keepin' the ship afloat whilst placin' their hands firmly on the wheel, not the scales! So, raise yer tankards high for these intrepid moderators, who faced the storm head-on, and may their compass ever point true in the wild waters of political banter!