Arrr, matey! Aye, folks be makin' a swift exit from Trump’s shindigs faster than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!
2024-09-11
"Arrr! No scallywags be abandonin’ me gatherings!" bellowed Trump, clashin' swords with Kamala. "They ain't fleein' from boredom or weariness!" Yet, mates, those reportin’ landlubbers be spyin’ many a soul slippin’ out early, likely seekin’ a frothy grog instead o’ Trump’s long-winded tales!
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of a raucous spat twixt Captain Trump and the fair maiden Kamala Harris. In the heat of battle, the good captain boldly declared, “People don’t be leavin’ me rallies!” Aye, he was as fiery as a cannonball on a stormy sea, claimin’ that those who ventured to his gatherings be drawn in like moths to a flame.But lo and behold! The fair Kamala, with a glint in her eye, accused the captain of boredom and weariness settlin' in like barnacles on a ship hull. She be sayin' that folks be slippin' away from his rallies quicker than a pirate can find rum! Now, that be a claim as slippery as an eel, I tell ye.