The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! After two dozen moons, scallywags be makin’ the fabled port, and the old sea dogs be takin' notice: "Blimey, they be doin’ it!"

2024-09-11

Arrr, matey! At long last, Grand Theft Auto 3 sets sail on the very ship it was born to plunder! Aye, ‘tis like findin’ gold doubloons in a kraken’s belly! Let the rum flow and the mischief commence! Yarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale most wondrous! The fabled treasure of Grand Theft Auto 3 be settin' sail once more, now on the vessel it was crafted fer—ye olde PlayStation 2! Aye, this be no mere trick of the eye or a tale spun by a scallywag! The developers have hoisted the sails of nostalgia, bringin' back the swashbucklin' escapades of Liberty City.

Yarr, it be a sight to behold! With graphics that shimmer like gold doubloons in the moonlight and gameplay smoother than a fine rum, the landlubbers and sea dogs alike be rejoicin'! Ye can now plunder and pillage at yer leisure, pilferin' cars and causin' chaos, just as the salty sea winds intended. But beware, for the law be hot on yer trail, and they don’t take kindly to a rogue with a penchant for mischief!

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