Arrr, matey! Tom Glavine be sayin’ Paul Skenes be a must-watch swashbuckler on the diamond! Aye, bring yer grog!
2024-09-12
Arrr, me hearty! The legendary Tom Glavine, a swashbuckler of the baseball seas, jabbered on 'bout young Paul Skenes and his maiden voyage with the scallywags o’ the Pittsburgh Pirates, spillin’ the tales on that OutKick treasure known as "Don't @ Me With Dan Dakich!" Aye, what a ruckus!
As the famed Tom Glavine, a wise old sea dog of the baseball realm, did say, Skenes be a sight to behold! With his cannon o' an arm, he be turnin' heads and makin' fans sit up with excitement whenever he be pitchin’. Drafted first overall from LSU, this lad be sportin' a record o' 10-2 and a dazzling 2.10 ERA in his first 20 starts, strikin’ out a whopping 151 scallywags in just 120 innings!
In his latest escapade, Skenes broke the Pirates’ ancient record for most strikeouts in a season, a feat not seen since the days of yore in 1900! But beware, for the seas be treacherous! Glavine warns that as the word spreads ‘bout this young buck, he’ll need to keep his wits about him and make some crafty adjustments, lest he be caught off guard by the clever batters who be studyin' his every move!
So, raise ye tankards and toast to Paul Skenes, the gallant rookie who be sailin' toward glory in the National League! Yarrr!