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Arrr! Caitlin Clark be fumin’ like a stormy sea as a foul scuttles Fever’s comeback against the Aces!

2024-09-11

Arrr, matey! Young Caitlin Clark, a fresh lass of the Indiana Fever crew, be raging like a kraken after bein' accused of foul play 'gainst the Aces. The sea of the court be treacherous, and she be feelin’ the sting of betrayal, aye!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale from the courts of Indiana, where the fiery lass Caitlin Clark, a rookie fresh aboard the Fever ship, found herself in a right pickle during a tussle with the Las Vegas Aces! With the wind at their backs, the Fever were mountin’ a grand comeback when a foul call on Clark sent her into a furious froth, like a cannonball misfired into the sea! Arrr!

Me hearties, NaLyssa Smith be makin’ foul shots to close the gap to a mere six points! But when Clark charged into the fray, tryin’ to draw a foul from the crafty Chelsea Gray, she was met with a call that sent her steamin’! Instead of a fair wind, she was branded with an offensive foul, sparkin’ a storm within! Her mates had to hold her back lest she earn a dreaded technical foul!

O’er the course of the night, the lass struggled with her aim, scorin’ a meager 16 points on 6-for-22 shootin’, while Kelsey Mitchell led their crew with a bountiful 24! Meanwhile, A’ja Wilson, a true sea captain, scored a mighty 27 points, breakin’ records like a ship through waves! The Aces claimed victory, 86-75, but both crews be set to sail into the postseason! Yarrr!

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