The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, Ohio scallywag be tellin' Trump to quit usin' his lad's demise fer his swindlin' schemes, savvy?"

2024-09-12

Avast, me hearties! An Ohio swabbe be tellin' Trump to haul anchor and stop usin' his lad's tragic demise for political treasure! Young Aiden met Davy Jones 'cause of a bus mishap, not some scallywag from Haiti! Keep yer hands off, ye landlubber!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the heart of Ohio, where a father be raisin' his voice against the scallywag known as Donald Trump. This noble dad, a fine sea salt, scolded the orange-haired captain for usin' the tragic demise of his lad, Aiden Clark, to hoist his political sails. Aiden, a mere 11 years old, met his unfortunate end in a school bus calamity back in August of the year 2023, and now this melancholy tale be twisted into a weapon of division by the likes of Trump and his matey, JD Vance.

The good father, standin' firm like a weathered ship in a tempest, declared that his son’s memory should not be a pawn in the political game. Nay, 'tis not fair to claim that a Haitian immigrant be the root of his sorrow, for such talk be mere bilge water. Why, the good townsfolk of Springfield found themselves caught in a storm of unfounded claims, all spawned from a desire to stir the pot of controversy!

So, let it be known across the seven seas, this father be demandin' respect for his fallen son, not to be dragged into the murky depths of politics. Aye, let Aiden's name be remembered with honor, not as a mere footnote in a captain's quest for power!

Read the Original Article