The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! After squabblin' 'gainst long quests, ol' Sakurai be singin' praises for Astro Bot, the quick treasure of fun!

2024-09-12

"Arrr, be ye suggestin’ that Astro be the one to take the ol’ Smash crown, eh? Aye, that scallywag might just dance a jig 'pon the battleground! But I be thinkin’ we’ll need a few more grog-filled nights to see if he be worthy!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a fine lad named Astro, who be makin' waves in the grand arena of Smash! Aye, ye heard me right! This scallywag be seekin' to join the ranks of the fiercest fighters, a quest more perilous than sailin' through a stormy sea!

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