Arrr! This scallywag thought his spooky game’d take a year fer 100k wishlists, but blasted through in just 22 days! I’m gobsmacked!
2024-09-12
Arrr, matey! "We Harvest Shadows" be a first-person tale of swabs tillin' the cursed soil, wranglin' frightful phantoms whilst plunderin’ their haunted crops! Aye, 'tis a jolly romp through the dark side of the bounty, where yer barn be more haunted than yer ship! Avast, ‘tis a right frightful fun!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of “We Harvest Shadows,” a curious venture set on the high seas of farming and fright! Picture this: ye be a landlubber in the boots of a brave soul who’s plowin’ the fields of darkness, tendin’ to crops that’d make even Davy Jones shiver in his boots!This be no ordinary farming escapade, nay! ’Tis a first-person romp through the eerie and the bizarre, where shadows be the true harvest. Ye plant yer seeds in the gloom and reap a bounty of terror, not just tomatoes and taters. Aye, the crops be fillin’ yer belly, but beware! For every ripe fruit, there be a specter lurkin’ in the dark, ready to snatch ye away into the depths of despair!
As ye navigate this haunted plot, ye’ll find yerself battlin' more than just weeds! The soil be rich with allegories, teachin’ ye lessons ‘bout life, death, and the occasional sea monster. So grab yer pitchfork, don yer eye patch, and prepare for a harvest like no other! “We Harvest Shadows” be a jolly good romp through the fields of fear, artfully blended with the charm of a pirate’s life. Arrr, it be a treasure worth seekin'!