"Arrr, matey! Harris be handin' treasure to scallywags, sayin' it be rewardin' the miscreants of the high seas!"
2024-09-12
Arrr matey! In the midst o’ Israel’s fierce battle with them Hamas scallywags backed by Iran, Vice President Harris be catchin’ cannonballs fer suggestin’ a land fer the Palestinians. Blimey, what a tempest in a teapot!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin a yarn about Vice President Harris and her wild notions of a Palestinian state! The clever sea dogs of Israel and the good ol' U.S. reckon her fancy words might stir the pot, leadin' to more trouble in the Middle East, aye!During a raucous debate with the landlubber Trump, she parroted her support for a two-state solution, wantin' to rebuild Gaza whilst givin' Israel the power to defend herself—especially from the scallywags in Iran. But beware! The former ambassador to Israel, David Friedman, be sayin’ that any new state for the Palestinians would only invite chaos, like tossin' a cannonball into a crowded tavern!
Others claim the time for peace was years ago, but the Palestinian crew’s been rejectin' proposals faster than a sailor can down a tankard of rum! The current leadership seems more keen on sowin' discord than seekin' harmony, hintin' that the dream of peace is as dead as a fish on a summer's day!
And let’s not forget the twisted tales of old Mahmoud Abbas, whose antics would make a barnacle blush! Aye, he be sayin' America’s the plague while the purse strings of the U.S. dangle over the Palestinian Authority like a ripe treasure chest. So what say ye, mateys? Is a two-state solution still a ship worth sailin', or merely a mirage on the horizon?