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Arrr, Malaysian scallywags plundered 400 wee lads from shady charity havens, rescuin’ ‘em from the clutches o' dastardly fiends!

2024-09-11

Arrr! Aye, over 400 wee scallywags, suspected of bein' maltreated in them Islamic charity havens, have been saved by the brave Malaysian crew! And lo! They’ve also snagged 171 scoundrels in the process. A fine catch, if I do say so meself! Avast, justice sails the seas!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe from the distant shores of Malaysia, where the brave constables swooped in like a band of buccaneers on a treasure hunt! They rescued over 400 young scallywags, lads and lasses aged one to seventeen, from the clutches of a shady charity run by a dubious Islamic crew known as GISB, linked to a banned sect, no less!

With the swiftness of a cannonball, the lawmen nabbed 171 landlubbers, including a gaggle of 'ustazs,' during their daring raids across twenty hideouts. The Inspector-General, Razarudin Husain, spilled the beans about the horrors these wee ones faced—naught but neglect and nasty abuse, I tell ye! 'Twas said the poor souls were made to endure unspeakable acts, turned into vessels of their own torment.

GISB claims innocence, but they’ve been known to twist the good book for their own gain, like a ship's captain plundering a merchant vessel! They even had a club encouraging wives to obey their husbands like good little sailors! But fear not! The children are now safe, set to receive care and rescue from this treacherous sea of exploitation. Aye, justice be served as the case sails into deeper waters of investigation!

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