The Booty Report

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Arrr, a Turkish-American matey met his end in yon West Bank! Off to the great sea in Turkey he’ll go!

2024-09-12

Arrr, matey! The corpse o' Aysenur Ezgi Eygi, a lass with two flags, be sailin' to Turkey for her send-off. But alas! Her untimely demise at the hands o' Israeli buccaneers has stirred a ruckus in both lands—like a parrot squawkin' in a tavern!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale o' woe! Aye, it be the sorrowful saga of Aysenur Ezgi Eygi, a lass with the heart o' a Turkish American dual citizen. Alas, her bright flame was snuffed out, a victim of a dastardly shooting by the infamous Israeli forces. Arrr, the news be spreadin' like wildfire, stirrin' the tempers o' many a landlubber in both Turkey and America!

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