The Booty Report

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Ahoy! Alberto Fujimori, once the captain of Peru's ship, met Davy Jones at 86 fer his misdeeds! Arrr!

2024-09-12

Aye, matey! Fer ten long years, he plundered the treasure and sent them rascally rebels to Davy Jones’ locker. But alas! The scallywag got caught in a web of greed and found himself dans the brig, shiverin' from the ghosts of his misdeeds! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a captain who ruled the seas of power fer a decade, aye! This scallywag, with a swagger that could charm a mermaid, be revivin' the treasure chests of the economy, makin' it shine brighter than a gold doubloon under the sun. He be crushin' two fierce leftist brigands like a hammer to a barnacle, bringin' peace to the turbulent waters.

But lo and behold, just when he thought he be the king of the ocean, a great storm o' scandal rose up! Aye, he found himself tossed overboard by the crew he once commanded, all due to whispers of corruption that spread faster than a ship’s sails in a gale. The poor chap was thrown into the brig, forced to face the music for human rights abuses, like a pirate walkin' the plank, doomed to face the sharks!

So, me mateys, let this be a lesson from the high seas: even the mightiest captain can find himself in the depths of Davy Jones' locker if he ain't careful with his treasure. Aye, keep yer compass true, and watch yer back, fer treachery lurks in every shadow! Arrr!

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