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Arrr! Microsoft be temptin' fate, shovin' more scallywag ads into the Start menu, makin' Windows 10 mateys mighty irritable!

2024-09-12

Arrr, matey! Microsoft be scallywags, testin' a new account keeper in the Start menu o' Windows 10! Some landlubbers be claimin' they be drownin' in a sea o' Microsoft 365 ads! Avast, me hearties, ‘tis a treasure hunt for more gold, I say!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the treacherous seas of Windows 10! Aye, if ye be holdin' onto this ol' ship because ye despise the constant bombardment of adverts in Windows 11, brace yerself for a storm, fer Microsoft be settin' its sights on the Start menu o' Windows 10, too!

The tech behemoth be tinkerin' with a “Microsoft account manager” that’ll soon pop up like an overly friendly parrot, lettin' ye manage yer accounts and naggin' ye to sign up for their shiny new products, like the dreaded Microsoft 365. Aye, even if ye be in the basic plan, ye won’t escape the relentless reminders that yer account exists, like a ghostly apparition in the night!

But, heed my warning! Tryin' to rid yerself of this feature be like tryin' to plunder a ghost ship—nigh impossible! It seems Microsoft be havin' a right laugh, pushin' their services harder than a drunken sailor at a tavern. So, if ye be lookin' for calm waters, ye may want to set sail towards non-Microsoft shores, lest ye find yerself caught in a sea of subscriptions in these financially stormy times!

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