The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Amazon's shipping fumes be risin' higher than me rum supply, matey! Blimey, we be needin' a fresh breeze!

2024-09-12

Avast ye! A fresh parchment be reckonin' the havoc wrought by sendin' our Amazon booty across the briny deep, tallyin’ the toll on Mother Earth while the scallywags at the company be missin’ their own treasure maps! Yarrr, a right comical mess it be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I've a tale from the treacherous seas of commerce! A recent scroll hath washed ashore, spillin' the beans on how our beloved Amazon—aye, that behemoth of a treasure chest—be plunderin' the very bounty of Mother Earth with its swift deliveries! Arrr!

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