Arrr! The Pac-12 be plunderin’ four ships from the Mountain West fleet, stirrin' up a storm o' realignment!
2024-09-12
Arrr, on the day o' Thursday, the scallywags o' the Pac-12 be shoutin' that four fine vessels from the Mountain West be joinin’ their fleet soon! Aye, the treasure of revival be a-comin’, mateys! Hoist the sails and prepare fer a rollickin’ good time!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Pac-12, a conference thought sunk like a ship with a hole in its hull! Last year, ten scallywags left for greener pastures, leavin' the ol' league in a right pickle. But lo and behold, from the ashes, the Pac-12 be schemin' to add four fine teams from the Mountain West, bringin' its glory back to the high seas of college athletics!The grand captain, Teresa Gould, proclaimed that the Pac-12 ain't dead yet, and they be set to welcome aboard Boise State, Colorado State, Fresno State, and San Diego State. A motley crew, to be sure, but they be raisin' the sails for a new era! Aye, they still need more scalawags to stay afloat, but the tides be turnin' in their favor. They'll be makin’ the jump to the big leagues by 2026!
Now, the Mountain West ain't takin' this lightly; they'll be collectin' a king’s ransom in exit fees—$111 million, to be precise! With all that doubloons, they'll be huntin' for new recruits to bolster their ranks. Meanwhile, the Pac-12 be lookin' to grab a media rights deal fit for a captain, hopin' to see their name shine once again on the college sports map!
So hoist the Jolly Roger! The Pac-12 might be down, but it shan't be out! Let the college sports seas be wild, for many more adventures await!