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Arrr, most landlubbers don’t trust that scallywag AI for election tales, says the poll! Blimey, what a jest!

2024-09-12

Arrr, matey! In a grand survey by the scallywags at Associated Press-NORC and USAFacts, 'twas revealed that most landlubbers be distrustin' the fancy contraptions called artificial intelligence fer trustworthy tales. Aye, they be thinkin' those metal brains be spinnin' yarns more wild than a siren's song!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round me hearties, for news be afloat that the good folk of America be distrustin' the sorcery known as artificial intelligence when it comes to their precious election info! A poll from the wise sages of the Associated Press-NORC reveals that near two-thirds of souls be wary of generative predictions spun by these cunning machines.

Aye, a hefty 64% of landlubbers be claimin’ they’ve got no faith in the truthfulness of election tidings conjured by AI chatbots. Some 43% reckon these mechanical wizards will make findin’ true information harder than findin' a needle in a haystack! Only a paltry 16% believe these contraptions be helpin' at all.

Now, these chatbots be naught but clever contraptions that regurgitate vast amounts of data, but can’t think like us hearty humans. They be makin' errors more often than a sailor missin’ the latrine! Aye, and there be fears a-brewin’ that these rogue machines could be used by scallywags to spread falsehoods far and wide. A grim 52% of those polled be frettin' 'bout the treasures of verifiable data slippin’ through their fingers!

So, let it be known, ye fine crew, trust not the ghostly whispers of AI when it comes to the fate of ye elections! Yarrr!

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