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"Arrr! The landlubbers be usin' the crown's might to sink them red-state ballot ships, savvy?"

2024-09-12

Ahoy, mateys! This here November, a bounty o' abortion measures be settin' sail on state ballots, tryin' to guard the rights o' fair lasses! But scallywags be stirrin' trouble before the cannon's fired, with legal tricks and threats galore. In Missouri, the landlubber secretary tried to scuttle a measure, yet the court be forced him to hoist it back up!

Ahoy, me hearties! This November, the seas be teemin’ with a hullabaloo o’ abortion initiatives, all sailin’ forth to safeguard the rights o’ the fair maidens and fine lads. But beware, for scallywags and landlubbers be plotin’ to thwart these noble measures before the good folk even cast their votes, employin’ legal trickery, sneaky maneuvers, and, I say, downright intimidation!

In the fair state o’ Missouri, the Republican secretary o’ state be actin’ like a barnacle on a ship’s hull, tryin’ to keep an abortion rights measure from settin’ sail on the ballot. But lo and behold! The highest court in the land be givin’ him a right proper scoldin’, orderin’ him to hoist that measure high upon the ballot flag!

Down in the sunny shores of Florida, the mischief continues, with all manner o’ shenanigans afoot to sink these initiatives before they can see the light o’ day. It be a tempestuous time on the political seas, and only the bravest crew can hope to navigate through this storm o’ opposition. So gather yer cutlasses and prepare for a battle, for the rights of the people be at stake, and we be sailin’ into uncharted waters, aye!

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