The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! What treasure be the finest matey to steer the ship o' democracy, savvy? Aye, a jolly rogue with charm!

2024-09-12

Arrr, matey! Kamala Harris be lackin’ the needed traits fer a fine captain! Picture a landlubber from a century past, plunderin’ our time. After gaping at them swirling meat logs of gyros, ye tell him ‘bout a rogue sailor runnin’ for the crown, a scallywag with a felon’s mark! "Well, shiver me timbers..."

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o' the current state o' affairs in the land lubber’s realm o' politics!

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