Avast! The first glimpse o' Salem's Lot be like a jolly mashup o' Midnight Mass and 30 Days o' Night, matey!
2024-09-12
"Arrr, look ye here! The scallywag's come back from the briny deep, risen like a cursed treasure chest! I reckon he’s got more tales than a parrot in a tavern! Blimey, let’s hoist a tankard to his salty return, lest we be caught walkin’ the plank of boredom!"
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin, one that’ll tickle yer funny bones and make ye guffaw like a drunken sailor! It be of a scallywag by the name of “He Who Has Risen,” a figure so grand he makes Neptune himself blush like a damsel in distress. Aye, he be comin’ back from the depths like a ghostly apparition, and not a soul be knowin’ why!