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Arrr, a bounty of mpox potions be sent to Africa, fightin’ the scurvy outbreak, savvy?

2024-09-12

Avast ye! The fine folk o' Canada, France, Germany, Spain, and the good ol' U.S. be tossin' their mpox vaccines to the brave souls o' Africa, battlin' a pesky outbreak. Aye, a jolly good treasure to help 'em fight the scallywag disease! Savvy?

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of nations settin' sail on the seas of generosity to combat the fearsome mpox plague ravagin' Africa, as declared by the World Health Organization, fer the second time in two years, aye! These brave countries be pledgin' to send forth their precious vaccine doses, makin' a grand effort to right the inequities that left our swashbucklin' mates in Africa without a shot in their arms during the 2022 outbreak.

From the northern shores of Canada, a bounty of 200,000 doses be promised, dependin' on how well the landlubbers can store 'em. France, not wantin' to be outdone, be tossin’ in 100,000 doses, while Germany be sendin' another 100,000 from its military stock. The Democratic Republic of Congo be askin' Japan fer a staggering 2 million doses, and Spain be joinin' the fray with 500,000 doses, urgins' the rest of the EU to follow suit.

Even the good ol' U.S. be joinin' this merry band of donors, shippin' off 50,000 doses to the Congo and 10,000 to Nigeria. The European Union be workin' together like a well-trained crew, pledgin' 215,000 doses to the cause. So hoist the sails, me hearties! Together, we shall conquer this scourge in the name of health and camaraderie!

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