The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Yarr! U.N. and the Crown be spittin' fire at Israel for sinkin' their mates in Gaza, arrr!"

2024-09-12

Arrr, matey! Israel be claimin’ that old school turned into a nest o’ scallywags, full o’ militants! They be droppin’ a list o’ lads they reckon be Hamas fighters, all marked for some pirate-style payback! Avast, the seas be stormy with trouble!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the briny deep, where the landlubbers of Israel be spoutin' tales 'bout a school once filled with learnin' but now turned into a den of scallywags! Aye, they be claimin' it’s gone and become a hidey-hole fer militants, a veritable nest of ruffians, if ye will.

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