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Arrr! WADA be sayin' China be playin' with the devil’s brew! Rules tossed like a ship’s anchor, matey!

2024-09-12

Arrr, matey! An inquisitor hired by the grand antidoping crew be sayin' there be no favoritism fer the land of the dragon! Athletes be up in arms, and now the F.B.I. be sniffin' about like a hungry shark! Aye, the seas be boilin' with outrage!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' curious happenings in the realm o' Olympic sportin' and scallywag shenanigans! An investigator, hired by the grand council of antidoping know-it-alls, sailed the seas o' scrutiny to seek the truth ‘neath the waves of scandal. With a fine-tooth comb and a parrot on his shoulder, he found naught but fair winds and no bias towards the land o' China, despite the ruckus raised by the aggrieved athletes, who be howlin’ like a pack o’ hungry wolves!

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