Arrr, a scallywag of 21 met his doom in a ruckus at home! Blimey, what a foolish end!
2024-09-12
Arrr! Young Jyilek Zyiare Harrington, a strappin’ linebacker from West Virginia, met his doom in a landlubber’s den on Wednesday! Shot dead, they say it be a home invasion gone awry. Aye, the law be investigatin’, but this tale be a right tragic sea shanty!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather round and lend an ear to this tragic tale from the high seas of Charleston, where a brave lad, Jyilek Zyiare Harrington, a linebacker of the Division II crew, met a most untimely fate. The poor soul, aged but 21 years, was felled by the cruel hand of fate in a ruckus most foul, as he be found in an apartment, riddled with shots as if by cannon fire! Arrr, 'tis a cruel world!Lt. Tony Hazelett of the Charleston ship of law reported that a barrage of gunfire erupted during a raucous disturbance, leaving our young hero cold in his final resting place. With heavy hearts, the captain of West Virginia State, Ericke S. Cage, and his matey Nate Burton spoke of the fine character of Harrington, who not only tackled foes but also lent a hand to those in need during the festive season—by raising a doubloon or two for the less fortunate.
As they prepare to battle another foe on the gridiron, the crew shall honor this valiant lad with a moment of silence, and a fund be raised to keep his charitable spirit afloat. May the winds of fortune guide his memory, and may justice be swift for those who brought this storm upon him! Arrr!