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Arrr! MIT's fresh mateys be less varied, thanks to the high seas of the Supreme Court's folly!

2024-09-12

Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the Massachusetts Institute o' Technology be sayin’ their fresh-faced crew be less diverse this year, thanks to the Supreme Court’s decree last summer. Dean Schmill be spillin’ the beans that only 16 outta a hundred be Black, Hispanic, or other fine folk. Avast!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round me hearties, for I bring ye news from the land o’ the scholars, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, or as we salty sea dogs call it, MIT! Aye, on this fine Wednesday, the good ol’ captain of admissions, one Stu Schmill, did declare that the fresh crew o’ students settin’ sail for the class of 2028 be less diverse than a barrel o’ rum with naught but salt water inside!

Ye see, the scallywags at the Supreme Court made a ruling last summer that be shakin' things up like a ship in a stormy sea, causin’ the number of Black, Hispanic, Native American, and Pacific Islander lads and lasses to dwindle to a mere 16 percent o’ the new crew! Blimey! That’s like findin’ only a few grains of treasure on an otherwise barren isle!

So, as the winds of change blow through the hallowed halls o’ MIT, we be left wonderin’ how they’ll steer this ship back towards a more colorful horizon. Aye, let’s hope they find their compass soon, lest the ship of diversity sail away into the sunset without ‘em!

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