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Arrr, matey! Harvey Weinstein be facing the gallows again 'neath the New York skies! Avast, what a scallywag!

2024-09-12

Arrr, matey! The scallywag Weinstein be in a pickle, charged anew but the details be locked tighter than a treasure chest! The court be buzzin’, but he be missin’, havin' a heart scare fit for a landlubber! His lawyer claims he be still as weak as a shipwrecked sailor!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale o' woe, for it be a story most curious about a scallywag known as Harvey Weinstein, a once-mighty captain o' the silver screen now cast upon the rocks o' disgrace!

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