The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! China be makin’ old sea dogs work longer, raisin’ the retirement anchor since the days of yore!

2024-09-13

Arrr, matey! This grand scheme to wrangle the wrinkled folk be as welcome as a leaky ship in a storm! The old sea dogs be grumblin' and wailin', callin' it a right folly! Aye, t'was a plan doomed to Davy Jones' locker! Now, pass the rum!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of a landlubber's folly! In the grand year o' our Lord, the powers that be set sail on a treacherous voyage, tryin' to mend the woes of their old, creakin' population. Aye, they thought they be makin' a fine move, like a captain chartin' a course fer treasure. But lo and behold, the seas be rough, and the crew was none too pleased!

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