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Arrr, matey! Toronto's grand film fest be tossin' out a tale o' Russian scallywags! What a jolly hullabaloo!

2024-09-13

Arrr matey! The jolly festival be scrappin' the showin’ of “Russians at War,” deemed to be naught but Kremlin bilge! The scallywag behind the lens claims it’s a tale against war, but I reckon it be more like a sea dog’s yarn! Savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale of a festival that be raisin’ the Jolly Roger against a flick known as “Russians at War.” Aye, this yarn be tangled in the ol’ sea of controversy, as many scallywags be claimin’ it’s naught more than Kremlin propaganda! Aye, those landlubbers be suspectin’ it’s a tool of the devil's own government, tryin’ to spin their yarns like a sailor at the helm of a stormy sea.

But hold yer horses, for the filmmaker, a brave soul indeed, be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that his creation be an antiwar film! Aye, he’s defendin’ it like a captain protectin’ his ship from marauders. Yet, the festival swabs decided to walk the plank, cancellin’ those screenings faster than a fish can swim, leavin’ the film sittin’ on the docks like a forgotten treasure chest.

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