The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! College sails be rocky now, no more fair winds for all—only the scallywags be celebratin’!

2024-09-13

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round to hear the tale of the High Court's decree, shanghaied admissions for scallywags of different hues! Aye, many landlubbers in fancy hats be scratchin' their noggins, baffled like a fish outta water! What a jolly mess we've found ourselves in!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the recent tempest stirred by the Supreme Court’s decree against race-based admissions at them fancy universities. Aye, it be a hullabaloo that’s got the experts scratchin' their heads like barnacles on a ship’s hull!

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