"Forty-two scallywag Attorneys General be demandin' the Surgeon General's dire warnings on the cursed seas of social media!"
2024-09-13
Avast ye! A band o' 42 attorney buccaneers be shiverin' their timbers, demandin' Congress slap Surgeon General warnings on them cursed social media contraptions! They claim it be fightin' a mental health tempest among young scallywags. Aye, they penned a missive to the mighty House Speaker on the 9th day of September! Arrr!
These landlubbers, representin' 39 states, the District o' Columbia, and even the far-off shores of American Samoa and the U.S. Virgin Islands, be sendin' a missive to yer fine Congress folks on the 9th day o’ September. They be callin' for Surgeon General warnings on them algorithm-driven platforms, like a warning o' storms ahead on a treacherous sea!
With a hearty laugh, ye might think they be tryin' to hoist the anchor on censorship, but nay, they claim it’s to save the wee ones from sinkin’ into the murky depths of despair. So, let’s hoist our tankards and ponder, could these warnings be the lifebuoys our youth need, or just another rigging to tighten the noose o' freedom? Arrr, that be the question, me mateys!