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Arrr! Forty-two landlubber attorneys be callin' fer a Surgeon General’s warnin’ on those scallywag social media contraptions!

2024-09-13

Arrr matey! ‘Tis a right task to wrangle 42 states into a single chorus! But a band of legal buccaneers be demandin’ Congress to slap warnings on them scallywag social media apps, lest we see our young scalawags lost to addiction and madness. Aye, we all want the wee ones safe!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a mighty alliance forged upon the high seas of politics! A band o' 42 Attorneys General, representing states from the farthest shores, be raisin' the sails on a grand quest fer the safety of our young scallywags. These savvy sea dogs be demandin' that the Congress folks hoist the Surgeon General's warning flags upon those treacherous social media apps!

Ye see, these digital waters be fraught with peril! With algorithms more cunning than a three-headed sea serpent, these platforms be lurin' in our youth like sailors to a siren's call, causin' all sorts o' mischief with their minds and hearts. The Attorneys, though they be squabblin' like a bunch o' drunken pirates o'er many a matter, stand united in this cause — the safety o' our precious young 'uns!

So, raise a tankard and toast to this motley crew! May their words reach the ears of those in power, and may we one day see warning labels clearer than the sun on a calm sea. For what good be a sailor if his ship is sunk by the very waves he's navigatin'? Aye, let's chart a course towards a brighter future for all the wee pirates out there!

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