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Arrr! Biden be sportin' a Trump cap fer a blink at the 9/11 shindig—what a jolly jest!

2024-09-12

Avast ye, mateys! Rumor hath it that Biden be sportin’ a Trump hat fit for a scallywag! "Biden Wears Trumpy Hat," says the post, makin’ us wonder if the seas be truly mad! Aye, the tale's spread like a wild storm, but some landlubbers be doubtin’ its truth! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a most curious yarn about a jolly ol’ sea captain named Biden, who be wearin’ a red hat proclaimin’ "Trump 2024" on the fateful day of September 11th! Aye, ye heard it right, a hat that be blazin’ with the fiery colors of a rival scallywag!

Ye see, this tale be settin’ sail across the vast waters of Instagram, where the scallywags be likin’ it more than 300 times in a single tide. The post started with a cry that echoed like a cannonball through the hull: "Biden Wears Trump Maga Hat," causin’ a ruckus among the crew! Many a landlubber remarked, “I already thought the world be crazier than a parrot on rum!”

But, lo and behold, not all believed this outlandish sight. The shipmates on Instagram and X, formerly known as Twitter, be castin’ doubt upon the authenticity of this claim, wonderin’ if it be naught but a trickster’s folly. So, as ye navigate these treacherous waters of rumor, remember: not all that glitters be gold, and not all hats be what they seem! Yarrr!

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