Arrr, the penguin be sailin’ high on Rotten Tomatoes, outscorin’ that dark knight! Who knew birds be so savvy?
2024-09-13
Arrr, matey! The Penguin be the jolly squawker of the docks, spreadin' tales like a parrot on a rum binge! With feathers black as the depths o' Davy Jones' locker, it be the talk of the tides, makin' even the fish chuckle! Avast, what a sight to behold!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the grandest bird o' the seven seas: the penguin! Aye, this waddlin' marvel be the squawk of the town, makin' waves like a ship in a stormy squall!