Aye, me hearties! Body talkin’ wizards be sayin’ Dr. Phil’s crew be stackin’ the odds ‘gainst Trump, like a scurvy dog!
2024-09-13
Arrr, matey! Two savvy swabs of the body talkin' trade be squabblin' 'bout ABC News bein' more partial to that scallywag Vice President Kamala Harris than to ol' Captain Trump! Aye, it be a right jolly squall of favoritism on the high seas of news!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tales from the high seas of political squabblin’. The good Dr. Phil, with his trusty crew of body language experts, did set sail post-debate to reckon that the moderators of ABC News, namely Muir and Davis, were leanin’ more toward Vice President Kamala Harris than a drunken sailor toward a bottle o’ rum!Our expert shipmates, Rouse and Hartley, spoke of bias clearer than a mermaid’s song. Hartley, the cunning interrogator, spied the moderators givin’ Trump the ol’ heave-ho while comin’ soft on Harris, akin to tossin’ a lifebuoy instead of a cannonball. “Aye,” he said, “askin’ one lass two questions in a row feels a tad fishy!”
Rouse, a Grammy-nominated bard, chimed in, castin’ doubts on Trump’s sound, sayin’ it was as if his voice was louder than a ship’s horn in a storm! “Might be a conspiracy,” he mused, “to make him sound more aggressive!”
As Dr. Phil read the questions, the sea of bias swelled, with Trump’s answers bein’ peppered with follow-ups like cannon fire, while Harris sailed smooth with nary a challenge. So, hoist the anchor and prepare for a wild political ride, for the debate seas be tumultuous, and the treasure of truth be buried deep! Yarrr!