The Booty Report

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"Arrr, Hamas be wieldin' brutality like a cutlass, keepin' their ship afloat in a sea o' chaos!"

2024-09-13

Arrr, matey! This scallywag crew be treatin' hostages and landlubber Palestinians like fish 'n' chips, all in their mad quest to keep hold o' Gaza and stirrin' up a ruckus! A right piratical mess, if ye ask me!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round the ol’ ship’s mast, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a scallywag band what calls themselves the rulers of Gaza. Aye, these rascals, in their quest fer power, be treatin' poor hostages and the good folk of Palestine like a ship's parrot—wretchedly and without care!

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