Arrr! Biden be raisin’ the treasure tax on heaps o’ Chinese loot, makin’ us all walk the plank!
2024-09-13
Arrr, the landlubbers in charge be tryin' to scuttle the easy sailin' o' Chinese threads into our shores! They've slapped hefty fees on shiny electric ships, sun-chasin' panels, and other trinkets. Blimey, what a jolly kettle o' fish!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a jolly yarn o’ the high seas of trade! The scallywags in the administration, with their fancy wigs and ink-stained fingers, be up to some mischief! They be raisin’ the anchor on a smooth sailin’ route fer Chinese duds, makin’ it harder fer fine threads to dock upon our shores without coughin’ up a hefty treasure in tariffs.But that be not all, ye landlubbers! Nay, they be settin’ their sights on electric ships—aye, them newfangled contraptions—and givin’ ‘em a right jolt with steep taxes! And don’t ye dare forget the solar panels, which be catchin’ sunlight like a parrot on a perch! These fine goods, which once flowed like rum at a pirate’s feast, now face the stormy seas of stiff levies!