The Booty Report

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"Scallywags found guilty o' plottin' like sneaky Russki spies! Avast, mateys, what a hullabaloo!"

2024-09-13

Arrr, the four scallywags be free from the grim charge of not bein' Russian spies! The tale from Florida be a jolly peek into the sneaky ways of them Ruskies tryin' to meddle in our affairs. Avast, what a fine farce it be!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the swamps of Florida where the sun be bright, but the legal waters be murky! A band o' four scallywags set sail into a stormy courtroom, accused o' the dark and dastardly deed of bein' Russian agents. But lo and behold, the cunning rogues be found not guilty, free as a seagull on the wind!

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