Arrr, the Coast Guard’s OceanGate trial be settin' sail next week, but where be the scallywags we need?
2024-09-13
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that they’d be usin’ the ol’ Fifth, leavin’ us with naught but a ghostly crew o’ lackeys in the witness list! With key skippers missin’, it be a fair question if we’ll learn a lick from this here treasure hunt, savvy?
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer I be havin’ a tale to spin 'bout the mighty Titanic! It seems that, in this here investigation, some landlubbers be too clever fer their own good. Those in the know be hidin' like barnacles on the hull, refusin’ to spill the beans, claimin' the Fifth like it be a cursed treasure!Aye, the witness list be as scarce as a sailor’s wit after a night o’ grog! Key executives and swabs with a treasure trove of knowledge about that fateful voyage be missin’ from the roster. So, ye can be bettin’ yer last doubloon that questions be a-flyin’ like cannonballs in a squall!
What in Davy Jones’ locker can we truly learn from this farcical charade? The whole affair be smellin’ fishier than a day-old catch! It be hard to solve the mystery of the Titanic when the crew be playin’ a game of hide and seek, and the answers be lost at sea. So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard and toast to the absurdity of it all—may the truth surface, but until then, we be left with naught but laughter at this jolly spectacle!