Arrr! The mighty Judge be stranded, no homers in 16 battles—his cannon's gone all rusty, savvy?
2024-09-13
Arrr, matey! The mighty Aaron Judge be hoistin’ his sails for a grand 16 games without a treasure of homers! Even after the Yankees bested the scallywags of Boston in extra innings, the ball be still sittin’ in Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, what a comical jape!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ’round as I spin ye a yarn from the Bronx courts, where the Judge be takin’ a fine break, and the New York Yankees be plunderin’ the Boston Red Sox with a narrow 2-1 victory after ten grueling innings!Our mighty captain, Aaron Judge, be strugglin’ like a ship in a storm, hittin’ no homers in a record-setting 16 games! He be swingin’ his bat like a true buccaneer, landin’ but a single and a walk whilst hittin’ into a few hard outs that left him feelin’ like a scallywag. A fly ball caught by Wilyer Abreu and a grounder snatched by Rafael Devers brought his hopes low.
But fret not, for this swashbucklin’ slugger be still tradin’ blows like a champion! He’s been hittin’ .204 over his last 15 games, yet his prowess remains! Even if he be in a slump, he be on the brink of snatchin’ his second MVP award. The crew be hailing his solid play, for even in a drought, he be creatin’ base traffic aplenty!
So hoist the colors! The Yankees be lookin’ to expand their lead over the Orioles as they face the Red Sox again. Let’s hope Judge finds his sea legs and sends a few balls over that wall soon, or he might be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!