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Arrr, Trump be swearin' to hoist the tax flag on overtime high and make it walk the plank!

2024-09-13

Arrr, mateys! On this fine Thursday, Captain Trump declared he’d be slashing the tax booty on overtime gold, should he reclaim the captain's chair! He’s already promised to free tips and social security from the taxman’s grasp! Aye, those brave souls workin’ late are true swashbucklers of toil!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the words of the former captain of the ship of state, Donald Trump! On a fine Thursday, he be makin' a grand promise to rid the high seas of taxes on overtime wages, should he hoist the Jolly Roger back to the White House come November. Aye, this be not his first treasure hunt fer tax cuts, as he’s already pledged to sink the taxes on tips and even them social security booty!

In the bustling port of Tucson, Arizona, he stood before his loyal crew of supporters, bellowin' boldly, “The folks who toil extra hours be the true salt of the earth!” Ain’t that sweeter than a chest o’ gold? He believes them hard-working souls deserve to keep every doubloon they earn, free from the pirate’s cut that be taxin' their labors. For too long, he claims, nobody's been plundering the treasure that rightly belongs to the brave souls who labor into the night! So, mark me words, landlubbers, if ye be hopin' to keep yer hard-earned coin in yer pockets, ye might just be settin' sail with the captain once more! Yarrr!

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