Arrr, Linsey Davis be spillin' the beans! CNN let Trump’s tall tales sail free like a ship adrift, matey!
2024-09-13
Arrr, Linsey Davis of ABC be settin' sail to fact-check that scallywag Trump, what with his words floatin' like a ghost ship after the CNN squabble! She be thinkin' 'tis high time to hoist the truth and not let his tall tales dangle in the briny deep!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the grand debate battle! ABC News’ fair lass, Linsey Davis, be spillin’ the beans on how her fact-checkin’ of the former captain of the White House, Trump, was shaped by a past debate catastrophe involving Biden! Aye, she feared that Trump’s tall tales might be left to flutter in the wind like a tattered sail, unchallenged by any scallywag, be it his opponent or the moderators.Sportin’ pink spectacles, Davis nibbled on her breakfast at the Ritz Carlton, grumblin’ that the disastrous CNN debate made her crew decide to keep a weather eye on dubious claims. After all, the last time they let ol' Biden wander into the stormy seas of Trump’s claims, it ended in his retreat from the race! Aye, she sternly told the blusterin’ Trump that there be no land where “a baby can be killed after it’s born,” much to the delight of some and the ire of others, who hollered for a correction!
Both Davis and co-moderator Muir faced a tempest of accusations post-debate, with claims of bias favoring the Vice President. They promised to keep their eyes sharp for both buccaneers, but alas, no rebukes were cast upon Harris! The fair Davis even shunned the social seas, takin’ a break from the trolls in the internet’s belly! A tale as twisted as a pirate's map, indeed!