Arrr, Justin Timberlake be caught swabbin' the deck o' sobriety, plead’n guilty to sailin' under the influence, matey!
2024-09-13
Arrr, matey! Justin Timberlake, the swashbucklin' songster, sailed into court on Friday in Sag Harbor, face to face with the law. The scallywag be charged with DWI after bein' caught in June's tempest! Aye, even pop stars can't escape the clutches of the rumble-tide!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the swashbucklin' Justin Timberlake, who found himself in a bit o' a pickle after a night o' revelry led to a DWI arrest in June! Arrr, the former *NSYNC buccaneer pled guilty to the lesser crime o’ “driving while ability impaired” and was sentenced to swabbin’ the decks with 25 to 40 hours o’ community service! Aye, 'tis a fine tale of plea agreements and the like!Our lad Timberlake strutted into the courthouse decked out in black shades and a double strand pearl necklace—lookin’ sharper than a cutlass! The constables, however, reported that he was as unsteady as a ship in a storm, with bloodshot eyes and a breath that reeked o’ grog. He claimed he’d only downed a single martini, but me thinks the winds o’ truth blew a different way!
His lawyer, Ed Burke Jr., argued the po-po made more blunders than a landlubber on their first voyage, sayin’ Timberlake didn’t deserve this rough treatment. Even Mothers Against Drunk Driving be raisin’ their voices, callin’ for justice and awareness! So, remember, ye scallywags, be wary o' the high seas of drinkin' and drivin'—it could lead ye to the brig!