Arrr! Iran be raisin’ a ruckus, lettin’ Hells Angels and scallywags chase after their critics far and wide!
2024-09-13
Arrr! It be said that Iran be seekin’ the scallywags of the Hells Angels and other ne’er-do-wells to sail the seas of mischief and take aim at their foes in the U.S. and Europe! Blimey, what a rum-filled plan!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round for a tale of treachery and villainy on the high seas of geopolitics! Word be spillin’ that the scallywags of Iran be recruitin’ the notorious Hells Angels and other ne’er-do-wells to silence those who dare speak against ‘em, spillin’ secrets from the land of the free to the shores of Europe!These dastardly plots, concocted by the dark-hearted chaps in Iran’s Revolutionary Guard, target brave souls livin’ abroad, includin’ an ex-military officer and a couple of other dissidents. It be said that a certain Naji Sharifi Zindashti, a smuggler of the devil’s dust, struck a deal with the Angels to whack a defector for a handsome bounty of $350,000! Aye, they even chatted about “erasing” the poor fellow’s noggin, as if it be just a stroll in the park!
But fear not, for the fates conspired against these miscreants! Their plot sank faster than a ship with a hole in its hull when lawmen cracked their secret codes. Others be nabbed in the net of justice, like a fish outta water. Even with the stench of evil afoot, the Iranian officials deny their involvement, makin’ ‘em look more like jesters than true pirates! Yo ho, what a ruckus!