"Three landlubbers from the Colonies toast their fate, sentenced to dance with Davy Jones for a botched Congo caper!"
2024-09-13
Arrr, matey! The scallywags got their comeuppance long after the Democratic Republic of Congo decided to hoist the Jolly Roger on the death penalty again! Aye, took 'em months to swing the axe—talk about slow justice on the high seas! Ha-ha, what a rumble!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the far-off shores of the Democratic Republic of Congo! Aye, it be a tale of justice, or perhaps, a jolly jape! Months after the landlubbers lifted their moratorium on the death penalty – a fancy phrase for, "Let’s get back to the hangin’ business!" – the punishments be doled out like grog at a pirate's feast!