Arrr! The court be tossin' out the rule o' countin' them misdated scrolls! A fine jest, matey!
2024-09-13
Avast, ye landlubbers! The mighty State Supreme Court be shunning the meat of the matter, claimin’ the lower court be sailin’ in uncharted waters last moon! Aye, no judgment here—just a jolly ol’ case of jurisdictional mischief! Arrr, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn of the mighty State Supreme Court, a grand assemblage of legal buccaneers! Recently, these swashbucklers faced a case that had the whole dock talking, but lo and behold, they be not ruling on the matter at hand!Ye see, last month, a lower court, bless its heart, tried to meddle in affairs beyond its reach. Instead of lashing out with a verdict, the Supreme Court took one look at the matter and said, “Nay! This be not our treasure to weigh in on!” They declared the lower court lacked the proper jurisdiction, like a ship without a captain, adrift on the high seas!
So, with a hearty laugh and a clang of the gavel, the Supreme Court sent the case sailin' back to where it came from, leavin' the lawyers scratchin' their heads and the folks on shore wonderin' what all the fuss was about. It be a reminder, dear mates, that not every battle on the legal waters be worth fightin’, and sometimes ye just gotta let the wind take ye where it will! Arrr, may the winds of justice be ever in yer favor!